Last week as I was walking down my sweet little New England town's main street I saw two teenagers whispering to each other and pointing at me. Finally, one nudged the other who sheepishly approached me. "Aren't you the woman who had a hot flash at the Jay Z concert?" "Yeah," I said humbly. "That… Continue reading My Two Minutes and Nine Seconds of Fame
Category: Humor
“Poor Prep,” Or How I Failed My First Colonoscopy
“It’s kind of like drinking the beach,” a friend of mine told me. “Sounds awesome,” I said. My boss told me it wasn’t THAT bad (Clearly, I have the kind of relationship with my colleagues where we can stand around and talk about our colons.) For about twelve years I’ve had these random, double-me-over stomach… Continue reading “Poor Prep,” Or How I Failed My First Colonoscopy
I HATE YOU
It was bound to happen sooner or later. I was warned. The words were shouted from the shower, heard over the falling water, where she assumed she would be safe. If she had locked the bathroom door she would have avoided my pulling open of the shower curtain all "Psycho"-like, leading to her blood-curdling scream.… Continue reading I HATE YOU